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d/EvilPlans • Whispered by u/dr_calamity • 6 cursed hours ago Forbidden

I replaced every USB port in my office so they only work on the third try. AMA

It took 4 months of careful engineering. My coworkers have started questioning the laws of physics. One of them cried yesterday. The plan is working flawlessly...

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d/MildlyMenacing • Whispered by u/the_unsubscriber • 13 cursed hours ago

I set all my group chat friends' autocorrect to change "lol" into "I acknowledge your humor"

[ Screenshot redacted for the safety of mankind ]

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d/LairDesign • Whispered by u/volcano_realtor • 1 cursed day ago Help Wanted

Is a shark moat tax deductible if I classify the sharks as "security personnel"?

My accountant fled the country before answering. The sharks are unionizing. I'm in over my head (the moat is also too deep). Any other lair owners dealt with this?

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d/CatsPlottingMurder • Whispered by u/whiskers_overlord • 2 cursed days ago

My cat knocked my phone off the table at 99% download. Asserting dominance or declaring war?

[ The perpetrator refused to be photographed ]