Morale is currently at 64%. Corporate policy dictates the immediate deployment of Cliff Prang to increase laughter metrics without violating harassment policies.
Agencies Complicit In Hiring Cliff
We have identified Cliff as a professional actor and comedian. He has been cleared for entry into your Annual General Meeting.
Analysis confirms appearances on Supergirl and Supernatural. While he often plays a "Jackass" on television, our legal team assures us he is insurable for live events.
Primary Directive: Prevent the audience from checking their emails during the awards ceremony.
Select the appropriate entertainment output for your sector.
Sanitized humor protocols. Guaranteed not to offend the CEO's spouse. Ideal for mitigating awkward silence during dinner.
Deploy UnitWhy let the VP of Finance read the script? He's dry. Cliff is not. Seamless transitions to keep the agenda under 4 hours.
Deploy UnitManaging Producer of Very Very Improv. We make things up. It's like your quarterly projections, but actually funny.
External Audit"The Power of Looking STUPID". A workshop on vulnerability. Because your team building exercise needs less trust falls.
Deploy UnitVideo evidence of successful humor execution.
Exhibit A: Stand-Up
03:42Exhibit B: Dramatic Acting
02:15Exhibit C: Emcee Sizzle
01:58"Cliff Prang is equal parts sweet and spicy. A rare anomaly in the data set: a clean comic who is actually funny."
CBC Debaters
Official Audit
"I seriously cannot remember the last time that I laughed for twenty minutes straight. Facial muscle fatigue reported."
Happy Family Movement
Kansas City Division
"Cliff is a gem! He's a regular headliner with us at Yuk Yuks. Productivity increases by 12% after his sets."
Yuk Yuks
Comedy Sector
"In between nearly peeing my pants and spitting my coffee, I realized I was listening to quality comedy. Cleanup on aisle 4."
Audience Member
Vancouver Island
Note: Requests for children's parties will be shredded. Requests for weddings will be mocked, then shredded.