this is a doggy. he has a very long nose. he is soft like a cloud and smells like corn chips. he likes to steal my socks and run away very fast! zoom zoom!
⬆️ (he is sniffing u right now!)
my mom said he is made of 100% pure love and silly faces and some fluff.
he looks like a silly potato when you look close up through the camera glass! 😂
he runs so fast he bonks his head on the sofa then he gets up and does it again! zoom!
if you open a cheese single even a tiny bit he is suddenly behind you staring like this 👀
look at all these different expressions! he is a professional model (he got paid in string cheese).
when you are eating potato chips and you don't offer him any. he is judging your entire soul.
tongue out, head empty, ready to sprint at 50mph through the living room and destroy a pillow.
tilted head so far it might fall off. wondering why you are making that weird high-pitched noise.
what the neighborhood community has to say about his behavior!
"he took my favorite tennis ball, licked it for 10 minutes, then left it in a puddle. 10/10 best friend ever."
Neighbor's Retriever
"i hate him. he stares at me through the window without blinking. his nose is ridiculously long."
Local Cat (Hater)
"one time he barked at a trash can for 45 minutes because he thought it was a scary dog. very brave."
Professional Alpaca
click the big button to say hello! he is waiting and wagging his tail super fast! lick lick lick!
